Doug is a Rug - a Dr. Seuss parody

Doug is a Rug
With apologies to Dr. Seuss

The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play.
So we sat in our dungeon on that cold rainy day.
I sat there with Mei, we sat there we two.
And I turn to her and say, "I wish we had something to do!"

No subs had come over
Because it was raining.
No one to whip
No dildo training.

So we sat there and watched the dull dreary rain,
Wishing we were giving showers and inflicting pain.
And just when we had decided the day was a bore,
We heard what sounded like a knock on the door.

I got up to see
who it could be.
And when I opened the door, who did I see?
It was Doug is a Rug!!
I almost gave him a hug.

And he said in a voice filled with glee.
"I am here to be of service, please walk over me!
Use me Mistress Seven, you have nothing to lose.
Please march up and down in your new high heel shoes!"

So, I point to the ground and he falls to the floor
And I start to think all that he can be used for.
I will start off by letting him suck on my toes,
Then grind my small foot into his nose.

"Oh, please Mistress Seven, please stand on my chest.
So I can look up your skirt, it's the view I like best!"

Oh, what can I do with Doug is a Rug?
I would like to squash him like a small little bug.
I would like him to hurt, I will give him a sample.
I will get up on his body and then start to trample.

"Now, do as I say and lay down on your back.
And I will walk over you, like on my own Nordic Track."

I will use him to walk on during my workout routine,
And bounce on his stomach like a small trampoline.
I will use him to step on like I'm climbing up stairs
And if I hurt him, it is the least of my cares.

"Oh please Mistress Seven, please give me a treat.
Oh please let me jerk off and cum on your feet!"

Oh Doug is a Rug, you have many functions.
And if I hurt you, I have no compunctions.
Your only purpose is solely to please.
Either flat on your back or down on your knees.
And to prove to you now that I still am the meanest.
I will take my whole foot and stomp on your penis!

The End