Drew

Let’s raise a glass to Drew’s dear ass
He could squeeze a cock into molass
He came from far way, an island paradise
decided to stay and roll the dice
Life wasn’t all balloons and dancing
He carried on, got fat, kept prancing
Married up a nice white guy
who kept his ass wet and alive
Let’s not forget his lovely thick lips
that sucked so many countless dicks
Back of the bar in the bathroom not far
Well dear friends, we locked the coffin lid
I threw in a pack of Trojans that I kept hid
wan’id t’keep the dear boy safe and clean
He was so sweet, never ever mean
Why do the good ones die so young?
His heart was weak, his day had come
Left work early, just sat in his car
the Angel of Death didn’t have to go far
Slipped right in through the window ajar
Stole his soul in a minute flat
Some of us just go like that
I shed a tear and drank some beer
although the Doc said keep away
from booze and other stuff that’ll slay
Afterwards I curled up with my old lady
Shot my load of ripe white gravy
Now I’m feel’in relaxed and well
Let the Devil claim me and drag me to hell
I don’t fear his com’in round
I know he don’t make nary a sound
Mr. Death for me you ain’t sumth’in new
Just save me a bar stool nexta’ Drew