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Jack took Jill up on that hill
but Jill forgot to take her pill

In a room, in nine months time
Out popped a babe with a loud whine

'Cut the cord?' the doctor asked
But in his glory, Jack did bask

Between his legs a long cord hung
just like a horse, Jack's only son

'Cut the cord?" Doc twice asked Jack
But Jack he laughed and slapped Doc's back

'See that boy?' Jack asked the Doc
'Takes after me, look at his cock'

The doc he laughed and then he roared
'That is not cock, but umbilical cord!'

Jack was proud, but had no son
'Twas a female like 'her' mum

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AnonymousAnonymousover 18 years ago
You Can Do Better.

Surely you can do better. Every expectant Mother speaks her feelings better than this. Try using your true feelings and your heart. Then you're poetry will work.

LeBrozLeBrozover 18 years ago
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A fun read ~

so THAT's why

Jill and her boy

kept going up the hill;

to quench their thirst,

only not for water...

My Erotic TaleMy Erotic Taleover 18 years ago
funny

I liked your write (~_~)

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