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Click hereIf you had told me at a meeting
How often I’d be eating
I wouldn’t have believed you
And yet it’s come to pass
I am frequently eating ass
Do you believe me?
I do it with several times a week
I’m embarrassed to speak
I still don’t believe it
It’s a special treat
It’s certainly better than licking feet
Do you believe it?
My paramour is quite demure
But she’s asking again for more
She believes it
Some guys like pastrami
Or a hot dog on a belly roll
Some girls like an ice cream cone dipped
Others prefer to munch carpets
I even met one who likes to licks armpits
The sweatier the better is her bit
But I can’t refuse when my girl asks
So sweetly, ”Please lick my ass”
As she kneels on my waist
With her ass in my face
And if you think that’s a lot
At the same time she sucks my cock
So I eat ass a lot
I just want to say
It’s a clean as a beautiful day
And it tastes real fine
All of the time
Who’d believed it?
A humorous insight into the unconditional aspects of using the whole body to tease and please. Thanks for sharing your abilities in life and prose.
You' re analingusin' her it is medically safe & no harm done !! 5-ed.
turns out to be just fine. No doubt the reader will find this to have an element of humor which should lighten the impact of what some might consider a gross activity.