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Click hereI'm an ebony beauty
With a really big bootie
It's true--no longer am I young and a real cutie
But for you--no problem will I have performing my wifely duty
I know I've gone the way of Emme and Delta Burke
And it'll be the day--when I can carry off wearing a short skirt--I'd look better in a burka
But my stuff--I can still strut
Even if I do have a cottage cheese butt--yuck!
I prefer the term "plump rump"
Well--anyway--on our wedding day--you'll still have good luck
Because this full figured woman--for her man--can still give good lovin'
And you know--I'll be a good fuck
It's the truth--no longer am I in my youth
And I'm no longer a spring chicken
But this chick--can still give your dick a real good lickin'
Boy--it's mouth watering and so lip smacking good!
With this naughty poem--I'm not lookin' to "turn on" a lot or perverts
Just one--and you know who you are--
So when you do "it" to me--do me 'til it Hertz so good
You've said I'm so nasty--and you've implied I am a whore
Well--you know what?!--I don't care anymore
Because I'm not the slut--you are and by far!
So shut up--you love sick pup
Before I knock you upside--both of your heads!
And furthermore--so what?!--because no matter what you say--I know it's me you love and adore!
So come to my bed--you know I'm a good lay--and you'll have one (meow--meow) fest' galore!
On second thought--I'd better not do it to you--that is--knock you upside your heads
Because I'm just a girl--and couldn't hit you hard enough to make it hurt
Anyway--you're such a pervert--and so rough and tough--
It--you'd only enjoy--it'd be a big thrill for your boy toy!
With you I can't seem to win
'Cause on your face--right now--I know you have a big grin!
And contrary to what you've said--'cause you've had me before
I'm not nasty--just naughty--and you have to agree--I give good head
And you'll also agree--my full lips are tasty--and for you--my sweatcheeks are so juicy!
And when in between my full hips you lay
With your pretty pink prick--slipping and slidingin and out of my warm--wet pussy--
You'll want to stay with me forever and always
P.S.--Goodbye--for now--and don't enjoy your own company too many times today--okay?!
P.S.S.--or is it--P.P.S?--Nevertheless--come to me--and cum in my bed and we'll solve both of our problems! Please forgive me--I'd never hit you!--
That's your job!--'cause today I've been a very
bad girl--And I deserve for you to spank my plump rump!--And when you're through with me--I'll take your dick--and yank it--really hard--over and over again--'til you cum so be ready to say--"Thank You!"