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- Ello-wishus Mastodon!
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Ello-wishus Mastodonn,
Was a real big feller.
He had a big old nose up front,
His teeth were long an' yeller!
Little beedy eyes that glared,
Could really scare a feller,
And when he'd give a yell you'd hear,
The Gawd-awfullest beller!
Yes Ello-wishus Mastodonn,
Was big an' tough an' mean,
And even Kings of Beasts were scarce,
When El would let off steam!
Cause when he'd start he'd bull ahead,
No tree would slow him down,
The other animals would all run,
When El would go to town!
Cause Ello-wishus Mastodonn,
Was a real mean feller,
And when it came to gettin' mad,
He was, a really strong go getter!
Yes this feller could raise cain,
This Delta, native son.
This crazy mean-eyed elephant,
Ello-wishus Mastodon!!
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