Enjoy Your Vacation

Low income families
use country roads
to reach a water resort.

On the Second day
the guys go fishing
in the pond, they piss.

The Wives fix up the bungalows for living.

The Kids have a farting contest
to determine which one is the longest
loudest and most musical.

They displace a wasp hive
then run crying mama along the path
with bees soaring above them.

There is a ongoing war
with mosquitoes at nights.

Some couples try make love
on the first night
but the cracking wooden beds
make too much noise.

If they reach climax by any chance
the wooden beds reach climax too.

At the barbecue
the kids and men demand more
bowels upheaval at the huge intake
of grilled meat
they line up for the shithouse,
with the pending labour of pee.

At cool times of the day
husbands push their wives
on branch hanging swings.

After several slow, moderate swings
the guys speed up
then the ladies go with a mighty swing and cry
but never come back.

They fly like a giant bird
over the ditch
crash land
and rise up with sobs.

Bruised arms and knees
get dressed with first aid kits.

In the middle of the vacation
the guys give up fishing.

They take a chance with Quail Hunt
but like Dick Cheney
they hunt each other's butts.

Nurses pick out the shells at the county clinic.

When these things happen
teens make progression
with their scholastic assessment skills.

They smoke dope
wank with a sex magazine
in the cabin.

The rain arrives in the middle of the week.

From inception of the idea
to the end of it
the vacation turns into a mess.

They came for some rest, for a week
but after 7 days
they go home with unrest.