=============== EVEN FEMALE PENGUINS PROSTITUTE THEMSELVES FOR A PEBBLE
(Thanks, Hilary!)
Wow, talk about a cheap date... (shuffling for pebbles)
(How far will she go for a nice agate marble?) (woo-woo)
I took my love to the pebbled beach
She cried, "Gimme *that* one!"
I said, "Bend over!"
We did many things
And had many flings
Until the tide came in
I took my love to the quarry deep
She shouted, "Ooh! An agate!"
I grunted, "Spread'em!"
The Earth moved for me
As it moved for her
About 7 on the Richter
I took my love to a rocky cove
She swooned, "An agate!"
I climbed on top
We did many things
I flapped my wings
And looked for the next rock
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Thanks, Trix
It's inspired by an actual conversation. The sequel will be about butterfly whores. Guess what? It turns out that many genera in the animal kingdoms habitually exchange valuta for sex. Prostitution really IS the oldest profession, predating humanity. Believers in creator deities should consider this.more...
The only rocks I care for
Are skipping stones, but I like your poem.
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