Even Female Penguins

=============== EVEN FEMALE PENGUINS PROSTITUTE THEMSELVES FOR A PEBBLE

 (Thanks, Hilary!)

     Wow, talk about a cheap date...  (shuffling for pebbles)
     (How far will she go for a nice agate marble?) (woo-woo)
 
 I took my love to the pebbled beach
  She cried, "Gimme *that* one!"
  I said, "Bend over!"
 We did many things
  And had many flings
  Until the tide came in
 
 I took my love to the quarry deep
  She shouted, "Ooh! An agate!"
  I grunted, "Spread'em!"
 The Earth moved for me
  As it moved for her
  About 7 on the Richter
 
 I took my love to a rocky cove
  She swooned, "An agate!"
  I climbed on top
 We did many things
  I flapped my wings
  And looked for the next rock