- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Every Blonde Begins With
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he didn't really know her, he didn't really care
she had the right highlights in her golden honey hair
his friends all told him, just had to be so
you know, every blonde begins with a blo
start off a brunette with a brew
soon enough, you're making plans for the two of you
she might take you home, she might lay you low
but, remember, only blondes lead in with a blo
can't buy a ticket if you don't already have a tick
can't get a dictionary unless you got yourself a dick
can't get an aphrodisiac without an afro
no such thing as a blonde that don't start with a blo
we've all been to that lonesome low-down place
where she pumps a hamfist haymaker into your stupid doughy face
he should have guessed before, at least from now on he'll know
what it means for a blonde to start with a blo
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