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Click hereFace Fuck Book #72-- Bombastic Betty
There she is, of course
not bombastic on the FB
We've dated for years
no need to marry
She has a nice income from her ex
As a burlesque dancer
Betty always made good money
You'd call her a "stripper"
but there was more
then getting naked
She was an actress of sorts
Did revival burlesque
Played Gypsy Rose Lee in a flick
would never do porno
a shame as she had
a fellatio routine on her back
deep-throat
just as I'm about to cum
slips me between
her creamy bombastics
Nuff said...
As she hit her late thirties
her tits began to let her down
I thought they looked great
she said they were loosing their fullness
The sack was the same
but the breast tissue had shrunk
That was true
I could tell when I cupped them
when were doing doggy...
What to do?
A career on the line
a double whammy!
I took her to see Dr. Titwinger
a plastic surgeon
world famous
(If you watch the Discovery Channel
you've seen him operate)
The question was
slice and dice?
or stuff?
The former meant visible scars
but a pert set of standup 36D tits
The latter meant minimal scaring
while stuffing an implant
the size of a mortadella 42EEE
(she had two tits like potato sacks)
She left it up to Titwinger
While she was sedated
he opted for a stuffing
She was pleased, no scars
back in business with
a stiff brassier
I was happy wallowing between them!
All went well for ten years
then she calls me
"Hon," she says, with her perfumed voice
"I just had a mammogram
there's something wrong
with my right tit"
I called the GYN
she could not identify
the 2 ½ inch long slender bump
high up under the breast
gave her a biopsy appointment
emergency surgery on Friday
I called Titwinger,
"Bring her by Thurday afternoon.
I'll take a look"
"Thanks Doc"
I get her to his office
he's not there
young assistant
Dr. Titwingman
spends twenty minutes
feeling her up
(till he gets an erection)
"Yes, something there, get it out!"
(I almost grabbed him by the balls)
Next day I drive her to the hospital
they operate, remove it
turns out to be
2 ½ inch piece of suture
left over from Titwinger's job
a small scar, she healed
didn't affect her implants
unnecessary operation!
But it scared the shit out of both of us!
I still wonder
If Titwinger would have figured it out
saved us all that agony
After all
isn't it just a question of tit for tat?
I guess part of the message is don't let doctors rush you into anything, particularly elective surgery complications and even more so coronary stents as these are big money makers and patients are often asked to sign consent forms before they even are tested. 2nd opinions need a little time and scares of fast growing tumors or imminent heart attacks are used to rush to the operating theater. A few more days in the above would have save Betty a titfull of mental and physical pain. I will be winding up this series soon and say my goodbyes to my dear writing pals.....
after 3 glasses of vintage vino I am in no condition to argue
(but do value your opinion!)
don't want to change it. I was like the punch line of a good joke. was up, pizza time? I'll bring the beer.
Sometimes sheer relief is better than excitement ..........& years later both of you will laugh & laugh & laugh .....remembering ........?...!.......?