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Click hereYou can depend on a dildo
It won't let you down
Or make a date and not show
It won't make you frown
You can rely on a Roger
Whether rampant or not
He'll please, squeeze and tease you
Always hitting the spot
You can't vex a vibe
He won't vanish for hours
Or return to his mistress
Or forget to bring flowers
I love my clitstick and it loves me
And my finger tingler brings ecstasy!
Viva Le Vibrator
And my smutty fantasy!
And bring on the Love Balls
Hurrah for Buzz Bunny
You don't need a man girls
To please your sweet cunny
Excellent prose as ever Lady C - I could literally feel the pleasure as I read it....keep 'em cummin!
xx Old JB
as a man the ending upsets me, but this poem made me laugh so congrats.
I love the tempo of this poem. Makes me want to run and get my vibrator! hurrah indeed, for those ever ready joys!