tagNon-Erotic PoetryFlappy Bat Not So Happy

Flappy Bat Not So Happy

byMagnetron©

An enigma
Not quite so enigmatic
Transparently unpragmatic
Flappy bat bouncing off the rafters in the attic

Too tragic for words to describe

Scattered thoughts
Lost in the storm
Eminating in the form of static
Jumping to conclusions in a fashion
Rather automatic

Too tragic a song to sing

Tangled in my hair
Bat flying everywhere
Whizzing through the air
Flying rodent of DESPAIR!

Aaaaaghhhhhhh!!!!!

Getaway, getaway
You're not welcome anyway, in my attic
In my house, not tomorrow or today
Get outta my hair!
I SAID GET OUTTA MY HAIR!!
JUST GET OUTTA MY HAIR!!!

And begone with you!
Up the chimney flue
Go back to the wild
Or find yourself a zoo
Somewhere you can't damage your brain any further

'Cause you're a menace to your own society

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