Frosty The Ho Man

Erotic parody of the Christmas classic Frosty The Snowman

Frosty the ho man
Was a horny naughty soul
With a .... harder then a lead pipe
And a nose made to sniff
Only the wettest and best panties
And eyes that shined with such powerful desire
That no cold shower could ever cool them

Frosty the ho man
Made all the ladies get down and play
All night long
When they undressed
For his sexy eyes only
On that oh so erotic day
When he came to life
Like he never had before

There must have been some kind of erotic magic
In that box of condoms that they brought
For when they slid it on
He began to stick it to all of them
Bigger and better then any other man ever had before

Oh, Frosty the ho man as horny as he could be
And all the ladies still say
To this very day
He could get down and dirty
Even better then any red hot porno star
Ever seen by you or me

Frosty the ho man knew the sex was gonna be firey hot that day
So he said dig in my little yums
And we'll have loads of funs
Before my errection melts away

So down to the hotel
With a kinky plan in mind and 10 hard inches in his hand
Teasing and pleasing 'em
Touching them
Here, there and everywhere
He moaned to his lady loves
Match me
Word for word
Play for nasty plan
If you can

He taught all the sexy ladies in town that day
Quite a freaky lesson indeed
Even taking time out to insert himself
Into the panties of all the town's lady cops
And he never once paused or took a breath
Cos all he could hear was his lovers moaning
As those bedsprings groaned
Over and over and over again
Oh baby please don't you
Don't you dare stop

Frosty the ho man
Heard that the husbands of the townswomen were coming back
Coming back
On their way home
So he had to hurry and get his ladies off quick
And so with a wink
He left his lovers behind
Saying don't you ladies be sad

I'll be back again some day
So that once more
Together
We can all go
Humpty, hump, hump
Humpty, hump. hump

Ooh ladies
Someday again soon
You're all gonna feel Frosty the ho man go
All night long
Hard between your slick wet thights
Till the light of the early dawn
Humpty, hump, hump
Humpty, hump, hump
With the town's very best hos
All night long

2008 Ramona Thompson