Fucking Mrs. Claus

‘Twas the night before Christmas
Santa was busy
Delivering presents
And Mrs. Claus was dizzy

For several months now
The same every year
There’d been no time for sex
The mission was clear

Crack the whip with those elves
To make enough toys
To satisfy a world
Of girls and boys

But satisfied isn’t
What Mrs. Claus was
And the horniness built up to
A hell of a buzz

So on Christmas Eve
Mrs. Claus was still reeling
From a chronic wet pussy
No Santa was feeling

The elves were pissed off
From being worked to the bone
And they were pent up
With problems of their own

And it’s not like the elves
Hadn’t noticed the lass
Cause young Mrs. Claus
Had some great tits and ass

So they spun up a plan
And marched into the house
Surrounded Mrs. Claus
And tore off her blouse

And before she knew it
She was naked and lying
On the rug by the fire
But she wasn’t crying

Because one by one
The elves had their way
With young Mrs. Claus
She was a hell of a lay

She learned that not everything
About elves was small
They fucked in the kitchen
They fucked in the hall

They sucked on her tit
They licked her sweet clit
She blew them in gratitude
Swallowed, not spit

And when all had come
At least once or twice
Mrs. Claus told the elves
They were naughty and nice

So they’d cucked the old bastard
And he never knew
How well she’d been fucked
And the elves that she blew

So if you’re workaholic
And the wife is ignored
And she’s sexy and horny
And so very bored

And you travel on business
While your crew is at home
There’s a damn good chance
They’ll give her the bone

On this eve before Christmas
It was a delight
The elves fucked Mrs. Claus
And they had a good night.