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My girlfriend says I lay too heavy and fuck too long
damn man must be putting it in wrong
Then the dirty bitch has the nerve to ask me to
eat her pussy like a rat eating cheese, I say bitch,
I like cheese and I ain't no rat, I like pussy but
not like that, your panties may be clean and trimmed
in lace, but you not getting your funky pussy in this poor boy's face!
