tagNon-Erotic PoetryFunny Sayings!

Funny Sayings!

byUncle Pervey©

There's lots of "funny sayings" that's been around,
Such things as "You get what you pay for!"
And as you know there's some really strange ones,
Like the funny "Katie bar the door!"

Everyone's heard the saying "Break a leg,"
But no one thinks that that's a bad wish.
Or "You're as pretty as a buttercup,"
If they meet someone they think's a "dish!"

People seem to have a sense of humor,
When they give warnings, or wish good luck!
Every saying and warning, that's worthwhile,
Can be hawled in an old pick-up truck!!

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