- Erotic Poetry
- Funny sex poem
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Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour
Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't
Tore!!
Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply
Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream
Hickory dickory dock
This bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her to the end of the block
Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid
Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!
roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.
- COMMENTS
SomeLikeItLoudalmost 13 years agoAuthorthanks for you comment Corpse_rider, it's my first and i just tried to hard, and that made it suck, if you get me. anyway, feedback is always nice, thanks.
Corpse_rideralmost 13 years agoFeels like lots of ideas and separate poems jumbled together. There is no consistant story as such but rather several unrelated pieces placed together - and competing for the reader's attention. I would have split these up, discarded the weaker stanzas (poems) and submitted the best on their own. The math stanza/poem is the strongest of them.
