Galloping Gourmet!byUncle Pervey©
I've been compared to the "Galloping Gourmet,"
But the food I crave is between smooth thighs!
I love to spread them wide and settle right in,
And it doesn't matter too much what size!
If they want to be at the TOP of my list,
They need to keep their pussies shaved and clean!
I can chow down on a food like that for hours,
And lap and swallow all the pussy's sheen!
My "Gourmet" desire includes the back part too,
Because tight squeezing "anus" is my meat!
I'll tongue her tight anus hole until she creams,
And give it a tongue-reaming while I eat!
Then I'll satisfy some MORE of my urges,
And I'll FILL her pussy up with HOT CUM!
Then after I have rested, I'll do her back,
And shoot a load in that hole in her bum!
There aren't TOO MANY LOVERS that act like me,
Most ALL of them just want to have their way.
They don't seem to care too much how the girl feels,
And that's why I think I'm the best "Gourmet!!"