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Click hereGet off the International Highway if you don’t like the
curves and the bumps.
Don’t stand there waiting for the Yield sign to trip you up
and take you where the grass is greener on the other side.
If you aren’t enjoying the view, switch the channel,
unplug the speaker, push the off button and go for a walk.
See something on the beach that makes you shake your head
in disgust?
Cover your eyes baby, it’s a free world
and we’re all here for the ride.
Don’t walk or run, just skip yourself out until
you sit on the right hand of God
and you have a stone you are worthy to throw.
Watch out for your house
It’s made of glass. . .
I believe this provocative rendering is about controlling yourself. I loved the illustration of traffic signs to point us in the obvious direction. Well Crafted.
Now a few more signs, the international variety as seen in Europe, would have been a perfect addition to this cliché laden wordfest.