Girl Advice!byUncle Pervey©
If you ever find yourself in Cleveland,
All the girls you find there aren't so slow.
They know how to show you a real good time,
But you better watch your wallet Bro!
Don't mess with the Tallahassee Lassies,
Unless you have a lot of money.
If you try to get at them the cheap way,
What they will do to you, ain't funny!
Most of the girls in Vegas are sharpies,
And they'll all help you have a good time.
But if you find yourself short on money,
Then they won't even loan you a dime!
The "Motor City" girls are something grand,
And they can show you REAL "Mo-town" fun.
But if you don't cotton to "Dark Meat,"
Then you better leave there on the run!
If you get out to San Berdino,
And a "Beach Bunny" catches your eye.
You'd better be extra careful friend,
Because if you aren't you may well die!
Somethings you should ALWAYS remember,
Being "careful" doesn't cost a lot.
If you stick to girls like your Mother,
More than likely you'll never get shot!!