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Click herethe sex jokes pile up,
but I started it, you see
-if I claim the title now
there's no way it can claim me.
so i'll laugh the hardest later
when they throw their joke's about,
if my head is filled with laughter
then there'll be no room for boubt.
for your sliding off my shirt
as I choke down a protest
maybe if I keep it quiet
then your finally love me best
maybe if I hold my breath
and release on the count of ten..
maybe if I don't say no
then you won't need to again.
for the sex jokes pile up
but I started them, you see
-if I claim the title now
then there's no way it can claim me.
Not sure why but I like this one a lot, I guess art is like that sometimes, moves us without reason.