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God Has a Sense Of Humor!

byUncle Pervey©

Everybody knows God is a just God,
And Jesus gives God's love to everyone.
Everyone knows God is stern with His wrath,
But God has a sense of humor that's fun!

Just think about the Duck-Billed Platypus,
Its got a bill, and 4 webbed feet.
Its got a tail just like a Beaver does,
And its babies comes from eggs, ain't that neat?

Now take a gander at an Ostrich bird,
Its legs are long with two toed feet on them.
Its got a long neck with a tiny head,
It can't fly but its kick can be mayhem!

Take a look at Porpoises and Dolphins,
They travel everywhere in every sea.
And when you see one grinning up at you,
You can't resist a few laughs and "Hee hees!"

There's big and small critters all around us,
And you may even see a funny plant.
If you look you'll see God shows His humor,
You'll see some funny things around I'll grant!!

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