Going Downtown

The sexy young lady was at a soiree,
A man said to her “Let’s go somewhere and play.”
So to his apartment they rode in a hack,
His hands up her skirt as they sat in the back.

When they got inside, he caressed her some more,
Then stood by his bed, dropped his pants to the floor.
He said “Go on downtown,” and sat on the bed.
She smiled oh, so sweetly and nodded her head.

The sexy young lady got down to her knees,
And leaned on his legs, just as nice as you please.
She knelt there, a-staring, at his rigid dong
And glancing about till he asked her “What’s wrong?”

She said “Nothing’s wrong; this is just what I do.
I like to have fun, just the same way as you.
But there is a problem; when I go downtown,
And I have no money, I just look around.