- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Goliath said
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Click here"I have an asshole
an opinion.
Should I rectify the two?
Or just continue
to spew
my preachiments, sweet
with holes in the middle
for the Gumbys without any teeth.
Now,
what do you think, Davey?
Never mind,
I'll tell you what to think."
Said Goliath washing his hands
Ah,
paws heavy with the dirt
of composting claymation poetry.
"Well
excuse
me, Mr. Snail
I must go and chase my tail
to find out who I am
in my zest for zen."
- COMMENTS
MyNecroticSnailabout 17 years agoAuthorand Goliath were claymation figures. Same guy did Gumby. Goliath was the preachy one, he was the dog. Ah paws. In a much later parady,(SNL?) Davie strapped a stick of dynamite on Goliath and sent him into an abortion clinic.
FifthFlowerabout 17 years agoIt looks like Goliath is a little rough here with David. David is always portrayed as the innocent one, but he came into that classic fight with a weapon he could throw, which was not considered legal. It is like an archer shooting Goliath in the open. Anyway, I'm just telling you about my annoyance with David since you brought him up. I'm not sure I understood what the clay figures were about.
Anonymousabout 18 years agoZING, ding a ling, how you take your sarcasm and intwine it with retrograde humor..
doth the rattlesnake knoweth
who poketh him?
better yet, does he care
?
good work, snail ;)
maria
Anonymousabout 18 years agoon your E...your work is always changing and shifting in thoughts and ideas..nice..blue
