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Click hereGoodbye, Old Friend
It is sleepless nights at which you excell, my friend.
Multiple multiples I heard you yell, my friend.
That fatefull night you reached for me, pressed me closer
to the warm, moist cleft; pleasures' bushy dell, my friend.
But this time it is I that quivers, sputters; done.
Les petit morte? No, final. "What the hell, my friend?"
Double A replacement bypass: still no effect.
No more will I make your clitoris swell, my friend.
You must go on without me now before sleeping.
Fingered orgasm for your sweet farewell, my friend.
Replace me quickly - before the sun sets again!
Alone, in grumpy frustration you dwell, my friend.
Lay me to rest in the circular file and go
to Dave's Romantic Supermart. Be well, my friend.