Grammar Police

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Look out
its (no apostrophe)
the 'grammer' police

Their cumming too get you
with they're friends
the mis-spellers

I, wonder, if, the, pronunciation, squad's (lol) will,
be, hear, to.


and people say it doesn't matter to write properly?

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LeBrozLeBrozalmost 16 years ago
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This poem was selected from Lit's archive of over 40,000 poems for inclusion in today's Archival Review.<br>

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LeBrozLeBrozover 18 years ago
A Tribute to Strunk & White

Between spell checkers, functional illiteracy, and political correctness, the craft of the word is decaying into spastic babbling. A good laugh here.

Tongue lasherTongue lasherabout 19 years agoAuthor
Missed the point

Sorry, Anonymous in USA, but you completely missed the point here.

Have a look at the line right at the bottom :)

AnonymousAnonymousabout 19 years ago
Stupid is as stupid does

Let's all just dumb down so that achievement is not required. Our standards will start from the bottom and ricicule anywone who achieves exellence. Certainly you could not expect us to just to use correct english, that would mean we had to know it in the first palce.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 19 years ago
to funny!

sack wear are you?

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