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Click hereSanta brought Viagra
In a great big fuck-off box
Which Grandma gave to Grandpa
Along with festive socks
Now the warm-toed horny gentleman
As every husband should
Gives a regular stream of tasty cream
To adorn their Xmas pud
Another Christmas cracker but not as good as Grandma's Rocking Xmas.