tagNon-Erotic PoetryGravitational Upgrades

Gravitational Upgrades

byMy Erotic Trail©

I remember running, leaping, flying,
falling and rolling into the dining room
on the carpet; when I was young
and did not know, gravity existed.

Yesterday; I awoke
raised my head 'up' from the pillow
and it seemed heavier.
It could be knowledge
I have gained, weighing heavy on my mind?

Then it hit me;
I just had a birthday,
a gravitational upgrade.

Instead of asking how old one is
we could simply ask
how many gravity upgrades have you had.

Add a pound of gravitational pressure
every year; it is so clear, why so few
make it to one hundred.

It really seems to reason that
when one reaches 65 they should retire
that is a lot of gravitational pressure
to endure while working.

I suppose the main reason we do not
use this type of measurement for age
it just doesn't sound right,
"Happy Gravitational upgrade day."

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