- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Growing old from the male side
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It is hell to get old,
Your body is like an old house,
it moans and it creaks,
You want pee a stream,
and all you get is leaks.
Your balls do sag,
and hang down to your knees,
Like the stress toy on a desk,
they swing where they please.
The hair in your ears,
needs a daily clipping,
You forget were you glasses are,
cause you mind it is tripping.
Your mini fro on our head,
is a distant memory,
You look in the mirror,
and say That is not me!"
You remember now how life,
has been a hell of a ride,
but it just sucks growing old,
from the Male side.
Yeah it's not Robert Frost, I know!
