Gym

the Crunch Gym has the longest hours
and very popular peekaboo showers
hear the moaning from two stalls down
that unmistakable squelching sound
Was it "yes" I heard? He said it again
"Yes, yes, yes." Am I going insane?
the dude in the stall across from you
is certainly getting excited too
of late they have been getting bolder
here's one wanking over your shoulder
as he groans in ecstasy his wad hits the tiles
and elicits quite a few sympathetic smiles

for a friendly cruise vibe this is the place
and you'll get to admire many a face
some GQ abs and speedo tan lines
this must be one of the richest mines
if pure male beauty is the thing you like
then this is a pond that is full of pike

the steamroom's just around the corner
and pay a visit to the sauna
the City Health might close it soon
so you better try it this afternoon
the sessions in there get interrupted
by a boy they've hired who's been instructed
to monitor the scene and calm it down
he opens the door and puts on a frown
"Hey listen! Won't you cut it out, you guys?
They'll end your membership if they get wise!"
the action in the sauna is very good
they queue in line while sporting wood

it's amazing it has any female members
but there are a few tryin' to fan the embers
you'll see one draped on a circuit machine
or strutting on a treadmill emitting steam
another over there doing lat pulldowns
they're working hard at losing pounds
in tiny shorts with their ass cheeks showing
dripping sweat and with noses glowing
climbing on the scale to measure their mass
one with Ohio State stretched across her ass

this is a haunt that you ought to look up
certainly a place where guys can hook up
quite a few are sporting wedding rings
but then again that's just one of those things
the free-weights area is a great place to chat
and you'll see a few guys making out on the mat
the morning is quiet but in the afternoon
there's rampant sex in the locker room
no inhibitions or sense of disgrace
there's an old guy who struts around the place
in this steamy moist and humid weather
wearing his cock-ring of the finest leather

after your shower you can give yourself a dash
of their invigorating eucalyptus splash
no need to go further searching for meat
you don't need to venture out in the street
you can sip a cold carrot juice at the bar
and survey your gym-mates from afar
and it won't take long 'til one comes near
and says "So, do you live close to here?"