- Non-Erotic Poetry
- HaHaKooKoo
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If you ever had a chance to wear a thong
And you're a guy with a nice sized dong
You will know by the pull
That you were a fool
To have ever put it on.
Of course, the chaffing you might receive
Is not as bad as the bleeding it will leave
If you wear it all day
The string tucked away
Your nuts in a place you won't believe.
The mistake is the moment you make a move
Not something your groin will approve
If you want to try
Then go out and buy
Some floss and work it in your groove.
- COMMENTS
LeBrozabout 17 years agoNot content with yesterday's ball punching, you hit us today with another hilariously bad idea ~ a guy trying to wear a thong. Talk about a personality malfunction ~ sadism and masochism rolled into one person and self-administered.
