- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Handicup
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Remeber how we walked holding hands
and we were in love and all
Remember how you kissed me and said
"hey, baby, let's go to bed"
Now it's just a memory
since for me you're dead
I wanted to drive a lorry
instead I'm crying in bed
Do you wonder what I'm thinking
In my sick blonde head
Well... I'll stop drinking
and exchange you for Fred
I'll steal your dearest dream
tease you for awhile
and eat it up with ice cream
doesn't it just make you smile?
I'll reanimate all your fears
and make you crawl and beg
till you blast into tears
and brake your own wooden leg
Oh, don't worry, hun,
I'll give you a handicap
