- Erotic Poetry
- Happily Limping
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Happily Limping
There once was a man from Kent,
Who limped everywhere he went.
They thought he was hurt in war,
'Til another look they saw,
There's nothing wrong with his leg.
"Sorry, your pardon I beg,
For limping the way I do.
The problem is with my shoe."
When they took a closer look,
Shockingly, their heads they shook.
They thought his shoe had a rock.
The trouble was in his sock.
Lifting his leg to show them,
Their eyes surely deceived them.
Tucked deep down inside his sock,
Was the head of his big cock.
There once was a man from Kent,
Who limped everywhere he went.
Now on his face a big smile,
His cock rubbing all the while,
Wherever he walked and went,
With women our man from Kent,
Was never without a few,
Who knew what was in his shoe.
- COMMENTS
KOLKOREalmost 16 years agoAll that is left is to allow your legendary 'three legged' Kentian guy make the acquaintance of my guy (and NOT for depraved purposes!),aka: “The anti Voltairian from E6” (see list). Assuming they both live in the fair state of the Robin, Connecticut (a reasonable assumption for all matters and purposes), they live but 87.67 miles away from each other! (You can see I had too much time on my hands today…). Let them figure out what they can talk about, be it Modern Philosophy, abnormal Physiology or best: exchange juicy anecdotes from yesterdays…
Thanks for another fun read.
