happy hour

it's happy hour
right here between my legs
who needs alcohol
when my cum comes in kegs
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your breath will smell like pussy
instead of smelling like beer
raise your dicks and your boobs
and let's make a cheer
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put down that wine
it doesn't taste better than me
i have shot glasses of my cum
that i will give you gladly
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who needs wine coolers
when my cunt can give you a buzz
my pussy juice is potent
and i always knew it was
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you might like the taste of whisky
but you'll love the taste of me
ask your drinking buddies
and all of them will agree
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so come on down to lisa's pub
the cum drinks are on me
the reason i can make that offer
is because my pussy gets so juicy