- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Happy New Year 2016
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New Year comes but once a year
Hope you all have good cheer
And Erotic events to keep you randy
As well as some New Year's sexy candy
To all my friends I wish you well
Each of you a poet swell!
Don't fail to chronicle every orgasm
Even if they are phantasms
Truth of fiction we don't care
Just don't wear any underwear!
Make us swell with excitement
But don't end up with an indictment
All we want are great orgasms
That end in earth shaking spasms
Live this life, it is too short
Waste not a day, sex is our sport
Bless you all!
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