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Happy V Day to All


Not a serious literary work. Just thought it would be nice for a smile. Hope you get a laugh.

Twas the night of San Valentines
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a louse.

Her thigh highs were hung
In the shower with care
In hopes that cute Cupid
Would fly through the air.

The candles were glistening
All snug by the bed
While X rated visions
Danced in our heads.

Her in her teddy
When I with a snap
Tweaked her red thong
‘You better not nap!’

The moon on her breast
Gave such a glow
The lust softly hinted
To more down below.

When out on the lawn
There arose such a clatter
I started to yell
‘Now what was the matter?’

Away to the window
I flew like a flash
Started to stutter
And tripped on her sash

When what to my
Wondering eye should appear but
An orgy in progress
And lots of free beer.

I knew in an instant
It must be San Van
As all of the neighbors
Started to jam.

Dasher the mailman was
Nailing Lorain
Dancer the MILF on
The corner exclaimed

Cum! Prancer I know
That your dick isn’t lame
My sister once told me
Just after you came

Suzy the Vixen was
Down on her knees
As Comet the cable guy
Started to wheeze

The Donner’s where doing it
To my big surprise while
On the top of the porch
Miss Blitzen I spied

I turned from the window
And slid to your side
Found my Viagra
And snuggled your hide

‘We must hurry up’
I whispered - you sighed
‘Cupid is calling
An orgy I spied’

I winked my eye and
You twisted in bed
Soon we were humping
With nothing to dread.

Twas four in the morning
The cops had arrived
Bullhorns were blaring
Then somebody cried

‘What’s going on?’
As they all got a beer
‘There’s no disturbance’
It’s Cupids good cheer.

Happy V day to all…
… Cupid loves you tonight!!!!!

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