Have You Ever?byUncle Pervey©
Have you ever felt a sensation,
Without having a revelation?
Have you felt like a disputation,
About some stupid regulation?
Have you had a pre-occupation,
/About some dim-whitted relation?
And have you felt a real temptation,
To do some real emasculation?
And you couldn't get relacxation,
Because of a strong felt vexation!!