- Non-Erotic Poetry
- HBC Love
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Click hereAn HBC Clerk's Poem to a Service Desk Girl
10/13/5
You're the extra strength to my Tylenol
You're the gelcap to my Advil
You're the IB to my profren
My very own little wonder pill
You're the Colgate to my Total
You're the Aqua to my Fresh
You make me feel all clean and tingly
Just like the Whitening in my Crest
You're the Secret to my Platinum
You're the Guard to my Right
The Persperiant to my Anti
The Power to my Stripe
You're the Pepcid to my AC
The Rolaids to my Chew
The Seltzer to my Alka
Cause my heart is burning for you
You're the Gillette to my Series
The Bikini to my Zone
Whether you use Skintimate or Nair
You're the only girl I want to...be with
- COMMENTS
LeBrozover 18 years agoNow here's a piece of total fun,
well written with words from off the shelf.
My Erotic Taleover 18 years agoyour poem tickled my funny bone and then touched my heart, nice write.
RhymeFairyover 18 years agoVery original, and imaginative ~!!
Great imagery !!
I bet you had a lotta fun
writing this one.
Good for you ~!!
More Plez ~
