Heart Attack

Heart Attack

Well my wife left town in a huff one day
And as mad as she was I knew she'd stay
So I made friends with single young mother
And soon enough one thing just led to the other

Well the sparks were flying, things got real serious
I was in hog heaven, absolutely delirious
I was having the absolute time of my life
But fooling around is a double edged knife

Cause a mom needs a husband. That's a matter of fact
So from the start of this affair the deck was stacked
One day she told me to give her what I owed
Get rid of that wife or you can hit the road

Next day I heard a loud knock on the door
When I opened it up I nearly fell on the floor
It was nearly enough to give me a heart attack
My girlfriend left me and my wife came back

I really can't complain about the condition I'm In
Because it was just payday for my wages of sin
The moral of this story I want you to know
That it's really true that you reap what you sow.

If you want a new woman, first divorce your wife
And after she's gone you can get on with your life
Cause It's enough to give a man a heart attack
If his girlfriend leaves him and his wife comes back