Help Wanted

Seeking someone full of brains
to dabble within some aches and pains.
Your head's on straight and full of dreams
but you're into reality and know what it means.
You can take control in the blink of an eye,
you can save me from myself and always know why.
Make me hurt so I cannot sit
do it with panache and style and wit.
Be big and tall and hold me down
be known as respectful throughout your own town.
Can you silence me with just one look?
Are you able to lose yourself in a book?
Tie me up in your locks and chains,
be my umbrella even when there're no rains.
Mostly, let me admire you
and take pride as I fawn and cherish and spoil you too.
Let me help you up to the pedestal there
I'll keep you up high in the sweet scented air.
Know what you're doing and how to keep me
away from the demons that flock in endlessly.
And what do you get for all that in return?
An ass to smack and some skin to burn.
A brain that is bursting to fill all your days,
a kinky mind suited for so many ways.
Young skin that stretches tightly over my cage
but- a short temper -needs help with my rage.
Big eyes which can follow your every move,
a backbone that's fighting with everything to prove.
We may not be perfect but it can't be all bad,
who knows what would come of posting this ad.