Her Best Feature

A young man was moving into an apartment and on down the hallway he strode.
A woman was standing alone by a doorway; her body was wrapped in a robe.
They started conversing; she spread her arms open, the robe opened up in the front.
The young man was treated to views of her titties and of her magnificent cunt.

"I hear someone coming," the woman advised him and pulled him on into her door.
And when they were safely inside her apartment, her robe ended up on the floor.
"Before we start fucking," the lady inquired, "What part of my body is best?"
"That's easy," he answered, "Although you are sexy, your ears clearly beat out the rest.

"My ears?" she responded, "But how can you say that? Just see how my pussy is hot
My ass is a treasure; my tits are delightful like no other woman has got."
"I know that," he answered. "Your body's terrific, as anyone plainly can see.
But back in the hallway, you heard someone coming. The one who was coming was me."