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Click hereHer First Time
It was her first time, she told him,
his hands upon her breasts.
She moaned softly, telling him
You are the very best.
I've never done this before
Believe me, it is true
You will have to show me
Exactly what to do.
As he pulled them closer,
She breathed a ragged breath.
He unwrapped her treasure
And exposed her naked breasts.
Her temperature was rising,
She couldn't wait any more.
She watched his hands caress them
And close the oven door.
Now I know what you expected
As you read my rhyme.
It's chicken breasts he's cooking,
Better luck next time.
I was reading along and then.....What? The oven door? Are they in the kitchen?
Too Fuckin' Funny!!! Laughed my as off!! Great Job!
I liked it...but the 75% means you could tighten it up and really leave readers ticked off and chuckling at the same time. You're just not finished yet.
Bad!!! ;-)