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Click hereSo what to do but to relish sweet lips
sans mercie and make moan a faerie,
my make believe dame whose grot is an alley
in Plastic City between tall buildings
before my work is reviewed by short men
in polyester powder blue suits.
Better yet I favor under the covers
calling in sick from the Holiday Inn
with pseudo Suzie, tomorrow she's Jane,
before the freeway, two bottles of wine,
one for the Mrs. I take mine
for the lingering smell of Ben.
2 layers, 1201: yes on the "gay," ie. bisexual, when lines 1-3 are combined with the last line
or
Ben was the name of the character Dustin Hoffman played in "The Graduate."
gay?
5ed as per...I don't know if this was the direction of the incomplete pun, if not - Law of Unintended Consequences
Have you heard the word
of Andrew Jackson
Jihad
oh never mind
oh never mind