He's So Butt Hurt

He's so butt hurt
He's so butt
Fucking
Hurt
Rawr! Meow
Me and my gal pals
We really gave it to him good

He's so butt hurt
He's so butt
Fucking
Hurt
Yeah, more than ever
Likely to never see him around this hood again

Similar to Chernobyl way back when
Entering this quarantined zone
Now takes its toll
Dumbass
You've got mail to open
Check your smartphone
I'm taken it mobile
Next
Text message for you?
Mess with my friends
Vice versa
You fuck with me
Anyway you slice it
This ends badly for you
In humiliation
The level of which all depends
On my generosity
Oblivious
Obviously
You don't know a fucking thing about me
Syndrome you seem to be suffering
You're in my yard
Outside my home
I run the show here
And for you
This area is toxic
Shock jock
You're certainly not
The cock of the walk
Compared to this
Ballistic chick
In chic haute couture
Yeah, Prick
Better check the dictionary
That's fancy French talk for,
Hot cooter
Aw, that's cute and all
You wanting to pick me up
Riding your Vespa scooter
Doing laps around the mall
Time to be on your way
Not a chance in Hell any day
The Treat in these panties
You'll never Trick
Face the music
You can't touch this
Not with even with Ryan Gosling's dick!

Gag me

Sick!

He's so butt hurt
He's so butt
Fucking
Hurt
O-M-G
Can you imagine what I see?
The priceless look on his face

He's so butt hurt
He's so butt
Fucking
Hurt
Yeah, more than ever
Likely to never see him around this place anymore

Think of all the cred you won't score
Acting cool like you've got me
On some kind of Ignore
Listen up, Fool
What's been missing in your life
Has led you to my door
Step into it ankle deep
You sure did
In a sad attempt to beef up your rep
Who are you trying to kid?
While I tongue twist your words
Nine ways to Sunday
Who ya think they gonna believe?
Misguided
No one cares what you say
As for me
There are no undecided
In my city
My word is gospel
Bullshit is an ample commodity
I don't even lift a finger to sell
Leave
Exit my drama
Check your wrecked self
Straight into General Hospital
Because in front of God
And you're Mama
There's nothing worse
Than what you just got
Burned your ass white hot
Schooled with a butt hurtin'

He's so butt hurt
He's so butt
Fucking
Hurt
Snort, snicker, grunt
Yeah, you really got me pegged
I'm such a cunt

He's so butt hurt
He's so butt
Fucking
Hurt
I'd say,
See ya next Tuesday
But I totally don't think you'll be back around this way ever