Hilarity

Attention class, grab the glass and get practicing.

Now follow me exactally, stop looking so retardedly. Don't you know what's happening? It's NOT the TIME for apathy! This is not a fantasy! Catastrophe-n-woe is me-n-agony-n-drama scenes-n-doom ya see!?

Are you people hearin me!? Are you not believing me!? I am talking factually!! I've collected facts n' things! Back up off my action, see. The government is after me, this is an actuality! I know of causality, I learned it mathematically. I've studied principalities, i live inside reality! I have read the Glass Menagerie!! Whatever that's supposed to mean, that confuses even me. My brain, it moves too rapidly. It makes an ass of you and me.

You cannot grasp totality, confounded truth unraveling. Stupid's not a specialty, now it's just embarrassing. Just point and laugh hysterically, hilarity, hilarity.