- Erotic Poetry
- How to Beat the Blues
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A fine array of sinfullness
assures a continum of bliss;
lustful longings, when applied
will cure the soul of suicide.
If aching flesh attains the goal,
it kindly tends to soothe the soul.
So if the spirit dwells in pain,
let worldly lust assuage the brain.
When romantic love your head infests,
pursue its goal with legs and breasts,
and think of others in the nude;
let not your head become unscrewed.
If loneliness within you festers,
try to ensure that it sequesters.
Beat not your chest, nor your glossalia,
but exercise your genitalia.
I hope you like this telegram.
I could go on ad nauseam;
but it I did, you'd think me vile;
I only mean to make you smile.
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