How To Bury A Quaker

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I drop the kids off at the pool,
Bake a brownie,
Make doughnuts,
Make some non-edible play-doh, and
Deliver an apple brown betty.

I feed john,
Feed the catfish,
Release the cave bear, and
Build a log cabin.

I visit the Executive Office,
Finish up some paperwork,
Take care of some important business,
Generate an output log, and
Do a core dump.

Retire, finally, to my study.

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AnonymousAnonymousalmost 19 years ago
Hunting for the Quaker

I find an oblique reference to Thomas J. Watson (of IBM) in here. If I'm right, that's funny but could do with further development as an idea. If not, what's it got to do with Quakers?

AnonymousAnonymousabout 19 years ago
FYI

This poem is a collection of euphamisms about going number two.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 19 years ago
I don't get it.

but I still really liked it on some level. Go figure.

~Syn

AnonymousAnonymousabout 19 years ago
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I didn't find it erotic, but enjoyed the read. There was a little confusion with some of the words, but then again, I am a blonde.

WickedEveWickedEveabout 19 years ago
This is the kind of poem

that leaves one with questions. And is "Release the cave bear" the erotic part? :)

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