How to have sex...By...A Virgin

Yo, yo I is a virgin,
For me getting a blowjob is a win win,
Where has that mouth been,
Look at you go again,
Op there I go cummed again,
Thank god I don't like men,
Until the light is off than what is the difference,
Until you go down on them,
It would be like trying to eat a corn on the cob from the end,
Eww why did I bring that up,
Now my erection is gone and my semen is dried up,
Girl I am sorry,

Now where were we,
Oh yeah you were sucking my dick,
I couldn't wait to go down and get a lick,
Of your vagina,
I go down on you,
Kissing you on your belly,
You giggle and laugh,
I get nervous and pass gas,
So much for this night,

The next night we try again,
You don't care you just want me to stick it in,
Your vagina,
But where is the hole,
I poke you once and miss,
I poke you again I jizzed,
You fall asleep,
I lay there and weep,

Day three,
Tonight is the night,
I is a going to do this right,
We start making out,
I play with your boobies with a doubt,
Tonight is the night I goin win,
Tonight is the night I goin in,
We get to the point we about to start humping,
My heart starts a thumping,
I try to think to the days of sex ED,
And where in the hell I am supposed to my penis,
Is it here she waves her head no,
God help I need to know,
I try again and to my knowledge I succeed,
Wait no that was dream and I was smoking weed,
Back to reality,
One more chance or like on mortal combat I was goin to have a fatality,
In my relationship with my woman,
At least I got my hand,

Slowly I inch my way towards her pussy,
Then she yells "for god sakes stick it in...WUSSY!!!"
I get pissed slam my penis in her vagina,
Success I found the hole,
Too bad it was her asshole,
She hates it up the butt...