How To Ruffle a Conservative

i stick my nose up in the air
like a christian sings from the pew.
i've got no godly money
to throw in the plate
to satisfy your lust of greed,
because i'm lost in my own prayer.
i'll read the washington post
and feed my liberal ways
like a rap sheet ought to be
with a little wiretapping
for a criminal conservative.
like any pesky bug -
these ears are ringing.
i don't care about political wings -
but love the don juan
getting oral pleasures
from a little bit of monica
to make a little history -
despite its lewdness.
it's sunday night and I scream -

H A L L E L U J A H!!!!