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- I Can't Get An Errection
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Parody of the classic Rolling Stones song I Can't Get No Satisfaction
I can't get an errection
I can't get an errection
I swear I try and I try and I try
But I still can't
No, I can't get an, can't get an
When I'm gettin' freaky with my lady
And a man comes on our radio
He's adding more and more pressure
About some little blue pills supposed to fire our sex life's imagination
I can't get no, oh no no no
Damn damn damn that's what I say
I can't get an errection
I can't get an errection
I swear I try and I try and I try
But I still can't
I can't get an
I can't get an
When I'm tryin' to be frisky with my baby
While we're watching a porno on tv
And a man comes on with one bigger than mine
Turns me as white as a sheet
Pleading with my lady
Baby, he can't be a man cos he doesn't do
The same kinky tricks as me
I can't get no, oh no no no
Damn damn damn that's what I say
I can't get an errection
I can't get no erotic reaction
I swear I try and I try and I try
But I still can't
I can't get an
I can't get an
When I'm rockin' her world
And I'm doin' this and I'm touching that
And I'm tryin' to make my lady scream
Oh baby baby baby
You are my daddy tonight
But it never happens
Damn girl can't you understand
Why your man is on a losing streak
I can't get an, an no no no
Damn damn damn that's what I say
I can't get an
I can't get an
I can't get an errection
No errection
No errection
No errection
Oh no no no
2007 Ramona Thompson
- COMMENTS
Anonymousalmost 15 years agoeither. Get a dictionary or spell check. Your work is awful, cannot see what you are proud of.
